The Bureau Chiefs

The Bureau Chiefs count among their number journalists, writers, artists, graphic designers, a librarian, an English professor, and even a lawyer (affirmative action). They are also the creators of the Fake AP Stylebook Twitter feed and know everything there is to know about grammar, usage, writing, reporting, editing, revision, diction, syntax, correcting, proofreading, tightening, redacting, word choice, sentence structure, linguistics, word order, and thesaurus use. They recently made press releases irrelevant by creating one so perfect no one else would even dare try to write one.